She was called "not a person" as a slip of the tongue from a friend. She was called "ugly" when I sarcastically repeated the "not a person" remark with a different adjective to prove how unintentionally insulting it had been.
The "damaged goods" thing is, at least partly, true. I mean, can anyone survive me?
Poppy's life is so good that she has to pretend to take offense at fake insults. It's a rough life she leads.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: my wife.
She was called "not a person" as a slip of the tongue from a friend. She was called "ugly" when I sarcastically repeated the "not a person" remark with a different adjective to prove how unintentionally insulting it had been.
The "damaged goods" thing is, at least partly, true. I mean, can anyone survive me?
Poppy's life is so good that she has to pretend to take offense at fake insults. It's a rough life she leads.
oh boy, alliteration! pity party for poppy
Poppy, I promise it wasn't on purpose. (More alliteration)
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